Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart : Emma Simmerman

Every time a guy breaks her heart, she writes him a eulogy. They were only supposed to be dead to her.

College senior Sloane Sawyer has always dealt with heartbreak by writing dramatic eulogies for her exes in a private journal. But when those exes start turning up actually dead, Sloane suddenly finds herself at the top of the suspect list.

To clear her name, she'll have to play amateur detective—and team up with Asher, her sarcastic, infuriatingly attractive longtime frenemy.

Messy, twisty, funny, and addictive, Here Lie All the Boys Who Broke My Heart mixes murder, college drama, romantic tension, and dark humor into one binge-worthy mystery.

Perfect for readers who love: A Good Girl's Guide to Murder, Tell Me Lies, messy heroines, murder mysteries, enemies-to-lovers tension, fake dating, college drama, amateur sleuths, and dark humor.

Spice Level: 1/5 🌶️ — Low Spice

Themes & Tropes:

• Murder mystery

• Serial killer

• Amateur sleuth

• College setting

• Frenemies-to-lovers

• Enemies-to-lovers vibes

• Fake dating

• Messy relationships

• Romantic suspense

• Dark humor

• Ex-boyfriend drama

• Whodunit

Author: Emma Simmerman
Genre: Adult/New Adult Mystery / Thriller / Romantic Suspense
Audience: Adult / New Adult
Language: English
Format: Trade Paperback
Pages: 384
Publisher: Avon A / HarperCollins
Publication Date: February 3, 2026
ISBN: 9780063459762